Woo Hoo!

While the Mets absolutely self-destructed, the Yankees–who everbody wrote off four months ago, including me–bounced back with a vengance and are now in the playoff for the 13th consecutive season. This is no cake walk, but they have just as much chance as any team to win it all, and they got some players–young and experienced alike–who are hungry for a ring.

Let the games begin!Woo Hoo!

While the Mets absolutely self-destructed, the Yankees–who everbody wrote off four months ago, including me–bounced back with a vengance and are now in the playoff for the 13th consecutive season. This is no cake walk, but they have just as much chance as any team to win it all, and they got some players–young and experienced alike–who are hungry for a ring.

Let the games begin!

Wow. This is simply incredible. How in the world did the Mets blow a 7 game lead with only 17 left to play. I’m a Yankees fan, so the Mets demise doesn’t exactly break my heart, but as a baseball fan, this is just pure fascination. I’m really curious to see how this plays out, and if Omar Manaya tries to lay the blame on Willie Randolph.

Willie really didn’t seem to have his guys motivated when they needed it most, but he can only do so much with that awful pitching and aging team that broWow. This is simply incredible. How in the world did the Mets blow a 7 game lead with only 17 left to play. I’m a Yankees fan, so the Mets demise doesn’t exactly break my heart, but as a baseball fan, this is just pure fascination. I’m really curious to see how this plays out, and if Omar Manaya tries to lay the blame on Willie Randolph.

Willie really didn’t seem to have his guys motivated when they needed it most, but he can only do so much with that awful pitching and aging team that broke down every five minutes.

And what about Tom Glavine. It’s one thing that he completely tanked it on the most important game of the season, but to treat his dismal performance with an "oh, well, what are you gonna do?" attitude just seems to underscore the lack of passion permeating the Mets over the course of the last 50 games or so.

What will the 2008 Mets look like? It’ll be interesting to see.

I?m used to strange things happening to me. I seem to be traveling through this life slightly off-center, with odd little happenings that have only increased in frequency as I?ve gotten older.

But this one is just goofy, and I don?t understand it. Even though I?m a writer, even though I’m a journalist and editor?even though I?m a [i]certified English teacher[/i]?for reasons I can?t account for, I have this weird mental block, this strange case of the yips, regarding the difference between [I?m used to strange things happening to me. I seem to be traveling through this life slightly off-center, with odd little happenings that have only increased in frequency as I?ve gotten older.

But this one is just goofy, and I don?t understand it. Even though I?m a writer, even though I’m a journalist and editor?even though I?m a [i]certified English teacher[/i]?for reasons I can?t account for, I have this weird mental block, this strange case of the yips, regarding the difference between [i]past[/i] and [i]passed[/i].

Intellectually, I realize that [i]past[/i] has essentially four main uses:

As an adjective ? I watched 70 Yankee games in the past year.

As a noun ? The past is the past. It?s time to move forward.

As an adverb ? The cars drove past.

As a preposition ? Joe is past the point of help. He?s a gonner.

And I also realize that [i]passed[/i] means:

As a verb – The Yankees passed the Mets in public favor with their very excellent playoff position (woo hoo!).

As an adjective ? Jerome is a passed student (i.e., he successfully completed the course).

(In all fairness, I ?know? all this because I just looked it up!)

And yet no matter how many times I refer to these points on [i]past[/i] and [i]passed[/i], when I?m writing, I hardly ever get it right. It drives me crazy! I just have this mental block?a case of the writing yips?that I can?t seem to overcome. (Notice I didn?t say, I can?t seem to get [i]past[/i] it?because my brain won?t let me know if I did it right!).

Even when I did my student teaching, I had to present the lesson on [i]past[/i] and [i]passed[/i] with the teacher?s version of the textbook, and even then I was barely holding on!

It?s the spazziest thing, I know, and yet it?s real. For whatever reason, my brain hears the word [i]past[/i] or [i]passed[/i]?or sees it written?and goes … [i]uh? What, uh … what am I supposed to do with this? Is it alien?[/i]

I’ll be writing, and then I’ll write something like, [i]and no matter how many times Roy passed the station, he felt a tug of sentimentality[/i]. And then I’ll think … wait, how many times Roy [i]passed[/i]? Or [i]past[/i]? No, no, it’s [i]passed.[/i] Right? Isn’t it? No, wait, wait, wait, it’s [i]past[/i]. No, it’s [i]passed[/i]. Right. It’s [i]passed[/i]. Definitely [i]passed.[/i] … Is it [i]passed[/i]? Is it [i]past[/i]? To the point that neither word has any meaning to me anymore and I’m yanking my hair out!

Arrghh!!

I realize this isn?t quite the end of the world, but as a writer, journalist and English teacher, it?s difficult for me to comprehend or accept. So what do I do? After several bouts with this madness, I?ve chosen to just let it go, and let the copy editors deal with it.

I don?t typically let my responsibilities fall on others, but the amount of time it takes and Agata it gives me to futz with these words until I get them right simply outweighs my desire to overcome the problem. So I just shake my head, shrug my shoulders and chalk it up to one of those things.

Weird.

(For another case of my yips, go the [i]Philosophy, Myth and Culture[/i] section of the Message Board, with a bizarre story about my experiences as a young golfer).

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I used to be a golfer. And I was a pretty decent golfer at that. I wasn’t going to turn pro or anything, but I had gotten to the point where I scored fairly well every time out. I started playing when I was around 11, and kept on going until I was about 17.

In high school–about 10th grade (maybe 11th, I can’t remember)–I even joined the golf team, and in my invidivual matches that season I went 7-1, and my only loss came against a nice guy who just happened to outplay me that day, a nailI used to be a golfer. And I was a pretty decent golfer at that. I wasn’t going to turn pro or anything, but I had gotten to the point where I scored fairly well every time out. I started playing when I was around 11, and kept on going until I was about 17.

In high school–about 10th grade (maybe 11th, I can’t remember)–I even joined the golf team, and in my invidivual matches that season I went 7-1, and my only loss came against a nice guy who just happened to outplay me that day, a nail-biter down to the end.

At the end of the season we played in the county tournament, wherein us golfing dudes from around the county competed in one giant tournament. And I went in feeling good. Really good. After correcting a slight mechanical glitch in my swing, I was playing the best golf of my life and playing with a lot of confidence. With every shot I just felt like I was going to do well.

Now, when we showed up at the county tournament I didn’t think I was going to win–I wasn’t quite at that level–but a top-10 finish was within my sights, and if played at my peak, a top 5 was a definite maybe.

It was a beautiful day–blue skies, nice breeze–and I was just so totally in the zone. So the first hole, a par 4, I get up there–confident as all get-out–and after landing on the green in two strokes thanks to a nifty second shot, I nailed a 30-foot put for a birdie. Sweet. The other three guys in our foursome were giving me the [i]wow, who’s this guy?[/i] looks.

Next hole was a tricky par 3 with a deep valley leading up to the green on a hill, and I landed on the green in two strokes. Again I nailed a long put, this time for par. Sweet. I’m kicking ass and feeling great.

So along comes the third hole–another par 4–and because I won the last hole, I get to tee off first. I grab my ball and tee, plant in the ground, sitting up nicely for me to knock the stuffing out of it. I stand up there with my club. I feel it in my hands. I look down at the ball. I concentrate. I take a deep breath. I relax.

And then I …

Wait. Something doesn’t feel quite right, so I step away. I shake it off, clear my head. Okay, I’m ready. I’m standing over the ball, ready to do that thing that I do and then …

No. Something’s wrong. Something is very, very wrong. I’m standing there, a hot flash blasts through me and I’m staring to sweat. I purse my lips. I squeeze the club. And all I can think is something is wrong. Something is [i]very [/i]… [i]very[/i] … [i]wrong[/i].

I?m panicking. My heart is beating a million miles and hour. I’m having an anxiety attack. I holding the club in my hands and it’s like a Twilight Zone episode, like some alien force shot a mind control laser beam into my brain because as I’m looking at the golf club in my hands I’m thinking [i]what do I do with this? I don’t know how to use this club[/i].

And when I say that I didn’t know how to use the club, it was like a bow in my mind unraveled. Something had shifted. The degree was minimal–a nuance–but that difference was all the difference because suddenly the club, which had felt such a natural part of me for so long, now felt alien to my. It’s like my hands and arms simply didn’t understand what they were supposed to do.

I got the yips.

The yips is usually ascribed to athletes that, for whatever reason, inexplicably lose their ability to perform at even the most basic level what they had been able to do at a high level. In one case, ex-catcher Mets Macky Sasser, for whatever reason, couldn’t throw the ball back to the pitcher. Ex-Yankees second baseman–a gold glove second baseman–after 10 years in the majors as an all-star suddenly couldn’t throw the ball properly to first base.

Why?

Who knows.

This is what happened to me.

The best I can figure is that a very old mechanical flaw in my grip finally caught up to me. Without getting into too much detail, as a golfer, you’re supposed to grip the club with your weaker hand at the top of the club (my left), and then your stronger hand (my right) lower down and on top, to guide the club. But the top hand is supposed to be rotated counterclockwise, preventing your wrists from rolling during the swing. Because if they do roll, you’ll have a big hook–meaning your ball, if you’re righty, will hook way, way to the right after you hit it. And that’s what used to happen to me.

Why? Because I gripped the club more like a baseball bat, with my top hand–my right hand–more open, facing up. Thing is, over time, the rest of my swing had improved to the point where I could counteract the hook with a nice, fluid motion.

And what I think happened is that, in that one moment–on the third tee at the county tournament–the flaw in my grip finally caught up to me. The timing was most brutually unfortunate, because the rest of the day was the most excruciating 16 holes of golf I ever played. I was hitting balls in the woods. I was missing the ball completely.

It was like I had a muscle memory stroke. It’s like my brain short-circuited–on the spot–and what was easy and natural 30 seconds before was now totally foreign and mutant to me. All of a sudden my hands and arms wanted to swing a certain way, and that was [i]totally, completely wrong[/i].

My mind and body simply couldn’t function in sequence. And it’s not that I didn’t want to. I couldn’t. [i]I didn’t know how to make this work[/i]. And I didn’t know why this was happening!

Talk about humiliation. After that awful day, I tried playing golf maybe two or three other times, but that was it. For me to be a golfer again I would have to break down my swing and start all over again, unlearning what I know and relearning properly. I miss playing golf–I liked it–but it doesn’t really bother me that I [i]don’t[/i] play. What bothers me is that I [i]can’t [/i]play. My mind just won’t let me do it, and I don’t have the time, patience or motivation to start all over again.

I’ll never quite understand why I got the yips when I did. Why then? Why couldn’t it have been [i]after[/i] I kicked ass at the county tournament? I don’t know. I’m sure I’ll never know. But it was a real lesson in humility. I can think I know what I’m doing all day long, but the Universe has a real funny way–and sometimes a real snarky–way of reminding me that what whatever I think I know, I’ve still got a heckuva lot more to learn.

p.s. To read about another case of the yips I’ve experienced (and still do), check out my Oct. 2 blog on My ‘Past’ Blackouts.

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For the last several years Liz and I have slowly but surely consolidated our various accounts. You know the ones I mean. The 401K investments from this job, the Roth IRAs set up through that job. And as the years went on?and our jobs changed (mostly mine)?the paperwork started piling up and we had a heckuva time keeping track of how much money we had (or didn?t have), where it was invested, if it was actually making a decent return, and what?if anything?we should do about it.

One thing becaFor the last several years Liz and I have slowly but surely consolidated our various accounts. You know the ones I mean. The 401K investments from this job, the Roth IRAs set up through that job. And as the years went on?and our jobs changed (mostly mine)?the paperwork started piling up and we had a heckuva time keeping track of how much money we had (or didn?t have), where it was invested, if it was actually making a decent return, and what?if anything?we should do about it.

One thing became to clear to us: we needed some help. We?re reasonably intelligent people, but we?re not financial experts by any stretch of the imagination. Don?t get me wrong, it?s not like we?re recycling bottles for the spare change. We had individually?and then collectively after we got married?managed to squirrel away the beginnings of a respectable retirement fund, not to mention that we don’t have any credit card debt.

None.

Zero.

Nada.

At the end of every month we pay off the entire credit card bill. It wasn?t always that way, mind you?at least not for me. During my 20s when I was first in NYC and barely scraping out a living, I got myself in pretty deep to VISA?about $9,000?but along the way I was fortunate enough to land enough freelance work to pay it all off. That was about seven years ago. I haven’t had credit card debt since.

[b]Are Financial Advisors Hooey?[/b]

And yet Liz and I still had no big, overarching plan. We did consolidate a bunch of our loose accounts under Charles Schwab, and finally got that money making some money. But while [i]consolidate[/i] always sounded like such a fancy, important word, it just means that we had fewer [i]accounts[/i], but not necessarily more [i]money[/i]. Were we really doing well? We didn?t know, as [i]well [/i]is subjective, but after months?even years?of feeling like we needed a plan, at least we felt better knowing that we were moving forward and had a decent nest egg given our age, when we added it all together.

Thing is, now that we?re getting a little older?stop right there, I did not say [i]old[/i], I said [i]older[/i]?and have more financial responsibility than in the past, we agreed that it was time to sit down more formally with a financial advisor and see if we were on the right track. We had a general plan that we thought was pretty decent, but did we have the right plan for us?

I want to clarify that I have always been wary of financial advisors, because my thinking has been that, if they are so good at managing money, then why are they humping out a living at it rather than making tons of their own? I don?t know if that was the right attitude, but I?m generally skeptical about someone being considered an [i]expert[/i] about anything.

But as my good fortune would have it, about five years ago I met a financial planner who ran the professional networking group I joined back in my consulting days, and over the years I came to like and trust him as a person. His name is Andrew McCann, and I consider him a man of integrity. To me, that?s important.

But, hey. Maybe I?m just weird that way.

[b]The Million-Dollar Question[/b]

So Liz and I finally agreed to sit down with Andrew, and we?ve since been in the process of realizing just how much our pretty decent long-term plan wasn?t half as decent as we thought. It wasn?t a bad plan?hey, at least we had one?but it hasn?t been, as we?ve found out, garnering the kind of returns we could?ve been making had we had a better plan. And we were [i]nowhere close[/i] to being on track for the amount of money we will ultimately need when retirement age comes oh-so-many moons from now.

What Andrew said to us was this: at the rate you?re going, this how much money you?re going to need when you hit 65 if you want to live at the lifestyle level you have now. This is how much you?re on track for.

Those numbers were [i]faaaaaaaar [/i]apart. Like, by a few million. That right. [i]Millions[/i]. Not a type-o.

Gulp. (sweat, sweat … bite finger nails).

[i]Buuuut[/i]…. Andrew said, we can fix all that. And here?s how.

And so he went through a bunch of options for us that we can actually afford today, setting us up for tomorrow. What I like about this approach is that Andrew doesn?t have a cookie-cutter system and signs you up for it because he’s got a deal with some specific program. He customizes your plan for [i]you[/i] as it serves [i]your [/i] needs, and the more money he makes for you, the more money he makes for him. So it’s in his best interest to get you invested in the best plans he can find. No two plans are alike.

And this is what made Liz and I feel especially comfortable, because many?although not all?financial planners don?t do this. Many spoon-feed you the plan [i]they[/i] want. Even so, their plans might be good plans, even very good plans. Liz and I are just more comfortable with a customized plan, advised by someone we trust [i]personally and professionally[/i].

As such, we have signed and submitted all of our papers, making monthly and annual contributions to this fund and that, and now our money is finally starting to make more money for us than it did before–and at this pace, we’ll have the millions we’ll need. Again. Not a type-o. [i]Millions.[/i]

Is the plan we?re going with [i]the [/i]best plan there is? No idea. But after comparing it to what we had?and more aggressive plans that just make us too nervous, with too much risk for us to feel comfortable?this new plan makes sense for us. (He also set us up with life insurance)

[b]Feeling Good[/b]

Liz and I are not financial geniuses, and we?re not dunces either. But what we?ve taken away from this experience is a greater sense of ownership and confidence in our future, because now we have a formal, official plan with a structure that we can understand and revise whenever we want. We?re not just hoping things work out. We’ll revisit the plan with Andrew every year, and make any adjustments that seem appropriate. We?re invested in the outcome of our financial lives. There are no guarantees, of course, but we feel better than ever about the future.

There are plenty of people out there further ahead of the financial game than Liz and I, and certainly plenty of people more sophisticated about it than we are. But I do feel like we?ve learned something important here, and while I?m in no position to say what anyone else should do about their financial future?because what the heck do I know about it??if you don?t have a plan right now, it might be worth looking into.

It?s amazing what?s out there. Sometimes it?s just a matter of finding the right place to start.

p.s. I hope nobody feels like I?m hawking Andrew, here. He just happens to be someone I trust?and can vouch for on a personal level. I?ve included his information below in case anyone is interested in speaking with him. Andrew offers free consultations.

Andrew McCann

Life / Disability / Long-Term Care Insurance

Employee Benefits / 401-K / SEP

College & Retirement Solutions

http://www.nmfn.com/andrewmccann

646-366-6689

andrew.mccann@nmfn.com

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Of the crop of new falls shows debuting over the next few weeks, I’m going to check out:

* Chuck

* Reaper

* The Bionic Woman

* Dirty Sexy Money

Chuck and Reaper look like they might be fun, and The Bionic Woman is being done by one of the creators of Battlestar Galactica, so I figure it’ll at least be decent. And while Dirty, Sexy Money wouldn’t normally interest me, Peter Krause is in the lead, and he was so great in Six Feet Under and Sports Night that I’ll give it a shot.

* Chuck

* Reaper

* The Bionic Woman

* Dirty Sexy Money

Chuck and Reaper look like they might be fun, and The Bionic Woman is being done by one of the creators of Battlestar Galactica, so I figure it’ll at least be decent. And while Dirty, Sexy Money wouldn’t normally interest me, Peter Krause is in the lead, and he was so great in Six Feet Under and Sports Night that I’ll give it a shot.

What are you planning on checking out?

OK, folks. So what did you think of the Heroes Season 2 premiere?

I thought it was just so-so. I get that they want to re-introduce some of the old characters to both bring old viewers back into the fold and give new viewers a chance to start fresh, but I would have liked to have seen just a little bit more action (not fight scenes per se, but more plot), and a little less teasing.

That said, I’m sorta curious about what this year’s mystery will turn out to be.

On the character OK, folks. So what did you think of the Heroes Season 2 premiere?

I thought it was just so-so. I get that they want to re-introduce some of the old characters to both bring old viewers back into the fold and give new viewers a chance to start fresh, but I would have liked to have seen just a little bit more action (not fight scenes per se, but more plot), and a little less teasing.

That said, I’m sorta curious about what this year’s mystery will turn out to be.

On the character side, I’d like to see more of Parkman. I always found him to be one of the most relatable characters because his power seems less "out there." He can read minds, but he struggles with it, and it can only help him so much. He doesn’t have extra strength or speed or time traveling abilities, so he has to learn how to use the information he can glean from others. Plus, he’s just a good guy trying to do right in day-to-day life with the extra ability. And because he only hears thoughts, he doesn’t have to "hide" from society. He’s out in the open.

Then again, so far, I think Hiro’s setting is ridiculous. His time trip back to 1600s Japan may turn out to be very cool–and I hope it pays off–but to start, I’m finding it a big, big dud that seems staged. Not the least bit natural or interesting.

Well, that’s my two cents. What did you think?

Many, many moons ago?but still during the writing of Finders Keepers?I had wanted to bring a copy editor on board to do a tight little polish on the manuscript. The difference between an editor and a copy editor, is that, an editor reads a manuscript through, looking the big items: flow, tone, voice, storytelling, etc. In essence, the editor helps the writer break down the work, look at it?s various strengths and weaknesses, so that the writer can make revisions and bring about the best story poMany, many moons ago?but still during the writing of Finders Keepers?I had wanted to bring a copy editor on board to do a tight little polish on the manuscript. The difference between an editor and a copy editor, is that, an editor reads a manuscript through, looking the big items: flow, tone, voice, storytelling, etc. In essence, the editor helps the writer break down the work, look at it?s various strengths and weaknesses, so that the writer can make revisions and bring about the best story possible.

A copy editor is a more technical function, but an important one at that. Copy editors look for spelling and grammar. Tense. They look for punctuation and consistency. Like, if the killer was wearing black shoes on page 201, he should also be wearing black shoes on page 206. Or if the ship sinks in the Atlantic Ocean on page 36, the wreckage shouldn?t be in the Pacific Ocean on page 128. On so on and so forth.

Some of these detail checks might sound obvious, and they are when you?re staring at them clearly, but with a manuscript?with a 120,000-word manuscript, no less, such as Finders Keepers?I?ve got a lot of little places to make mistakes. In fact, I?ve got 120,000 individual places to make mistakes.

[i]One hundred and twenty thousand.[/i]

Take spell-check, for example. If I meant to write [i]he laughed his nuts off,[/i] but what I actually wrote was, [i]her laughed his nuts off[/i]?a simple mistake, adding an extra [i]r[/i] at the end of [i]he[/i]?spell-check won?t catch it, because [i]her[/i] is spelled correctly. Same thing with [i]them[/i] and [i]then[/i]. [i]The[/i] and [i]they[/i]. You get the idea.

Now that Finders Keeper is done, now that it?s written, edited, revised, reworked, switched around, cut, trimmed, tweaked, pinched, gleaned, cleaned and redeemed, it finally occurred to me that it was time to bring in a copy editor and have a final polish to check for all those little details I just mentioned. To get rid of the blemishes.

And that’s what I’ve done. This summer I enlisted copy editor extraordinaire Barney O?Neil, a copy editing wizard I used to work with back when I was editing a medical magazine. To my eyes, Barney was always more than a copy editor, he was an [i]artiste[/i], one of those rare professionals who elevated his work from mere science to art.

Barney took about two months copy editing, and I?m now about half way through his suggestions. And as expected, his work has been top-notch, pointing out all the little blemishes that needed pruning?and also noting a few leaps in logic that maybe need some tightening up.

This morning, in fact, I came to a point in the story where Barney quite accurately pointed out that I had mistaken a time sequence. I had gotten the hour wrong. Instead of writing 12:03 p.m. I had inserted 1:03 p.m.–a point I’m sure I never would have noticed had he not caught it. He also noted a sequence when I used the word [i]was[/i], when I should have written [i]would be[/i]. It’s these subtle points that can make a big difference.

Even though I?ll be at these changes for the next few weeks, I can already see just how important?and what a stroke of good decision-making?it was to bring Barney on board. So I hope you?ll join me in welcoming Barney to Team Finders Keepers. His contributions are already obvious.

And when Finders Keepers finally hits the stands, you?ll also know how important his contributions have been, because if he did his job well?and you bet your booty he did?you won?t notice anything at all.

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Don?t get me wrong. Alex?my cat?is pretty much the coolest cat there is, was or ever will be. He?ll be 16 tomorrow?with a lot of years left in him. As I?ve written about before, Alex has been with me since the early ?90s in Buffalo, driven cross-country with me?twice?and is more fun and just great to be around than I ever could have asked for.

But if there?s one thing I would change about him, just one little, itty bitty detail I would do different, it would be this: his %$#@! meow. Holy [Don?t get me wrong. Alex?my cat?is pretty much the coolest cat there is, was or ever will be. He?ll be 16 tomorrow?with a lot of years left in him. As I?ve written about before, Alex has been with me since the early ?90s in Buffalo, driven cross-country with me?twice?and is more fun and just great to be around than I ever could have asked for.

But if there?s one thing I would change about him, just one little, itty bitty detail I would do different, it would be this: his %$#@! meow. Holy [i]crud[/i] is it annoying. And on two fronts.

[b]The Timing[/b]:

Cats are amazing. Alex has this internal clock (and maybe it?s all animals) that you could set a train schedule to. And since I get up early?my alarm goes off at 4:50 a.m.?well, he hears me stirring, so he?s up early, too, on schedule, with very few exceptions. And when he?s up, he wants two things?attention and food, although not necessarily in that order.

Thing is, he?s long had this delightful habit of coming into my bedroom in the morning to wake me up?an hour before my alarm goes off! And when I?m already getting up before 5 a.m., that means that on many mornings (not all, but many) I can expect his meowing at 4 a.m.?when he knows I?ll be up in an hour anyway! Why does he do this? I have no idea. And believe me, I wish I did.

[b]The Sound:[/b]

Most cats have that classic [i]meow.[/i] You know the one. It?s that light and soft kinda high-pitched meow. It?s not particularly loud or aggressive. It?s just a sound you recognize.

And then there?s Alex.

His meow is more like an old man sitting on the john having a very difficult time squeezing out a backed-up dookie?and letting you know just how annoyed he is about it. Alex has a loud, aggressive guttural meow that doesn?t really say, ?hey, man, how are ya? I?m just glad to see you.? Alex has a meow that?s more like, ?Listen up, numb nuts. I want something. I want it now! I want it now! I … WANT … IT … NOW!

Of course, I don?t know that?s what he?s actually thinking, but [i]man[/i] does he let you know he?s in the room. And when you hear that meow at 4 a.m. … not fun. I can?t tell you how many mornings he?s literally scared Liz and I awake.

And yet, once I walk over to him, pick him up and give him a few scratches on the cheek, Alex purrs up a storm. He?s happy as a clam. Just the warmest, most gentle cat you could ever ask for.

Alex is the coolest cat there is. If there?s just something to be done about that meow …

I’ve finally got some pix up from the 2007 Baltimore Comic-Con, so stop by the PHOTOS section and check out the event!

Post edited by: rcolchamiro, at: 2007/10/03 09:46I’ve finally got some pix up from the 2007 Baltimore Comic-Con, so stop by the PHOTOS section and check out the event!

Post edited by: rcolchamiro, at: 2007/10/03 09:46