OK. Here’s a riddle for you (and I swear it’s not a trick question):
What do Barrack Obama and George Lopez have in common?
Before you answer, let’s identify the players:
Barack Obama – President of the United States (presumably, the most powerful man in the world)
George Lopez – painfully unfunny comedian
Now, if you guessed:
* They’re both minorities – yes, but that’s not it
* They’re both males, over the age of 40 – yes, but that’s not it
* They both seem tOK. Here’s a riddle for you (and I swear it’s not a trick question):
What do Barrack Obama and George Lopez have in common?
Before you answer, let’s identify the players:
Barack Obama – President of the United States (presumably, the most powerful man in the world)
George Lopez – painfully unfunny comedian
Now, if you guessed:
* They’re both minorities – yes, but that’s not it
* They’re both males, over the age of 40 – yes, but that’s not it
* They both seem to desperately want to be liked – yes, but that’s not it, either
So what IS the answer?
Ahem …
They appeared together. Doing shtick. On a TBS commercial. In front of a blue screen. During late night reruns of The Office. To promote George Lopez’s new late night talk show.
….
Mur?
I have another question to ask, and, again, this is not a riddle.
[b]WHAT THE HOLY F*** IS WRONG WITH OBAMA?!
STOP TRYING TO BE OUR PAL AND START RUNNING THE COUNTRY!!! BE THE PRESIDENT!! LEAD!!!
GEORGE FREAKIN’ LOPEZ?!!! REALLY?! COME ON!!!![/b]
Good god I’m going to have to go back to being an Independent. I can’t take much more of this …
