Today is January 4, 2008, and should be marked as a red-letter day in American cultural history.
So there I was today, checking out cnn.com, just checking in on the world at large, and there, high up under Latest News, was the latest news indeed on Britney Spears. Now, this kind of celebrity gossip usually makes me want to spew chunks, but curiosity got the best of me. And what does this version say?
Well, seems that poor widew Britney blew yet another gasket, and around ?10:30 p.m, Today is January 4, 2008, and should be marked as a red-letter day in American cultural history.
So there I was today, checking out cnn.com, just checking in on the world at large, and there, high up under Latest News, was the latest news indeed on Britney Spears. Now, this kind of celebrity gossip usually makes me want to spew chunks, but curiosity got the best of me. And what does this version say?
Well, seems that poor widew Britney blew yet another gasket, and around ?10:30 p.m, six police cars, two ambulances and a fire truck had entered the gated community that includes Spears’ house. Several police cars were seen in the area earlier in the night.?
Seems that good ole? Brit and K-Fed got into another of their illustrious custody spats, and Britney lost her s**t. ?For her own welfare, she was transferred to a local hospital for medical treatment,? which apparently included psychological testing.
Well … duh.
Brilliant stuff.
Okay, well, not a great day for Britney, and certainly not a stellar day for CNN. They?re not exactly setting the standard for journalistic excellence. But there was more!
When I looked down just a few lines on the CNN homepage, there was another headline, this one about our favorite Lolita Amy Fisher. Ooh goody. The Fisher Queen and her husband are now marketing their homemade sex tape.
Well, golly. Who woulda thunk it?
Seems they did a little home sex tape thing, which her husband then sold to a porn distributor when they were on the brink of divorce. They?ve since reconciled, and rather than fighting for the tape?s retraction, she took a six-figure payout instead.
[i]Man[/i]. If we?re not just having a day of days to be proud of, then what more could you ask for? The legacy of American class and brilliance shines bright.
UPDATED:
I just had to throw this in here (it’s Sunday morning), but now Dr. Phil has visited Britney, and he’s saying that she’s an unequivicable mess (ya think?), and needs medical and pyschological help, pronto.
This story just keeps gettin’ better and better …
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